To ensure that this great country of ours does not have to surrender to terrorists, Mitt Romney dropped out of the race for President today. What a brave and patriotic soul! Here's a sample of the feedback of a grateful nation...who says $40 million of your own personal fortune doesn't buy you love?
"Good riddance!"
"Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!"
"Perhaps they’ll enlist you to save the China Olympics."
"I guess this is his final flip-flop… "
"Let’s hope that this man who has no core principles, who will say anything to get elected, will leave the political stage once and for all. "
"Awesome! Now his sons are free to go to Iraq!"
Ah, our valiant hero.
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