Saturday, April 19, 2008

Mitt: Off the Cuff


As reported by the Boston Globe, in a surprisingly funny self-parody, Mitt Romney emerges from the ashes of his presidential campaign to provide a top 10 list for why he dropped out of the race.

No. 10: There weren't as many Osmonds as he thought.
No. 9: Got tired of the corkscrew landings of his campaign plane while under fire
No. 8: As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of varmint season.
No. 7: There wasn't room for two Christian leaders in the presidential race
No. 6: I was upset that no one bothered to search my passport files.
No. 5: I'd rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.
No. 4: Got tired of wearing a dark suit and tie, and I wanted to kick back in a light colored suit and tie.
No. 3: When my wife realized I couldn't win the GOP nomination, my fundraising dried up.
No. 2: I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
And No. 1: His campaign relied on a flawed campaign strategy that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.

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